December 2011
95 posts
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
dudeufugly:
Interviewer: “Do you ever throw plates?” Scott: “Not plates. But I threw you against a fence once!” John: “Yes, I do have a scar on my back from that. It was because I was flirting with some younger man. That was about 20 years ago, though. We can laugh at it now.” HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE THEM?!